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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Cause for Trangression?

There has always been one line in the Psalter which i have not liked. Its a line that comes up all the time about wicked people, and here it is: "who without a cause trangressing." now, you might not think much about this line, but it annoys me like crazy. Why? Because it implies that there can be a cause to transgress, do you get my point? If not, I'll illustrate with a short story:

There was this guy called Pedro. Pedro was a good guy (except on Fridays when he got drunk). Well, one day Pedro opened his wallet to get out his credit card to buy some more Bud Lites, when, to his horror, he discovered it was maxed out. In other words, Pedro was broke. Money-less and in the dumps. So Pedro went home to do some serious thinking. His job as a did not pay much, and he really needed some cash to keep himself going. So, Pedro worked out an ingenious scheme to go and steal some cash from his sister's rich neighbour who was away on vacation. He put on all his black gear, including leather gloves and a ski mask. Then off he went to go and do the deed. Well, when he got there, and inside the house, he discovered the random rich neighbour had an alarm system that he failed to find out about. When the police came by to pick him up, Pedro tried to run. But of course, he was caught by the long arm of the law. In the police station Pedro broke down into heart-rending sobs and claimed he had good reason to commit the crime he had commited. This is what he said. " Don't get me wrong, officer, I'm not the kind of guy who goes stealing on the weekends for fun. I had a really good reason to try and rob this guy. You see, im cold, stony broke. I have no money, and I need some for my cousin's party this weekend, coz i gotta buy the drinks. Please, you have to understand, I had a very good reason for this TRANSGRESSION." The police officers exchanged looks and then told Pedro, that no matter how his reason, it was unecessary for him to break the law. (one officer told him to get a higher paying job). And so, Pedro was locked away for his crime, all causes for his crime aside.

So, i hope you get my point now. I doubt there is such a thing for a person to sin or commit a crime for a good reason. There really is no cause for a person to sin, dont you agree?

(oh, by the way, this will be my last post for a while probably, because we're going away for a week next week and after that we're off to South Africa for a month... so, i hope you'll comment without me ( grin) and that I'll have some good stuff to write about when I come back.)

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Its Hot!!!

My Goodness Gracious! The weather we've been having is hot enough to melt and ice-cream! That was a profundity, ladies and gents... (gasp of admiration). All jokes aside though, its been very very hot, and muggy too for that matter. In my professional opinion, i think its great... but there are some who would not agree with me... but thats ok. Anyhow, we should appreciate this weather because (to quote my mom) "winter is around the corner.." whatever man... oh well...
but this glorious weather has its down sides... its too hot and sticky to do much except laze about and wish for a swimming pool, if you don't have one... wish we did. So, until i have more profound things to expound my wisdom about, this will have to do... dont worry, though, next time will be great! spectacular! magnificent! marvellous! spontaneous... wait, is that a good one? never mind... bye for now!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Notification

The board of directors (thats me) has decided to inform the diligent attenders of this blog (thats you) of some changes that have taken place and hopefully will take place. Firstly, you might have arrived at my blog and wondered what has made this blog look so different. Well, i changed my template. Why? Because i was sick of all that pink... it was too pink for me and i wanted something more original. So i changed it. Secondly, i hope to soon have some links up on my blog, so if you would like a link on this ultimately cool blog (please dont laugh at that comment) notify me and i will see what i can do.
oh, how do you get links anyway?

Monday, June 20, 2005

Home Alone...

Ahhh, the house is empty except for me... the bliss of all this silence surrounding me is incredible. But wait! Was that a knock on the door? Or a face at the window? Oh, saints preseve me if its Richard... but, i must not let my imagination run away with me like that. EEEEKS! now i really think i saw something, i should call 911 just to be sure... i wish i had a gun... one never knows with these mental retards... i reeeeeallly wish i had a gun now... does anyone have a gun i can borrow? ok, i am not paranoid, just cautious, you can never be too careful, can you?
i think im losing it...

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Pride and Prejudice?

Well, this post is not about the book by Jane Austen (an awesome book, by the way), but about pride and prejudice in people. Have you ever noticed how hard it is to adapt to different people and especially if they do things differently to you do? Because i have. Its not easy just to adapt and to accept differences, why? Because of pride very often. All people have a certain amount of pride in themselves, their family, country or whatever. But it gets too much when we start pointing at other people from different backgrounds and judging them for being different. In other words, we become prejudiced. I myself am guilty of this, everyone is. But, if we overcome our differences, we will see that there are people of different races out there that are very very cool! What we need to do is we need to think outside the box, and get out there and see the world is an amazing place of all different people. Isnt that what makes life as exciting as it it... i mean, what if we were all the same? The world would be so boring and dull. We need to overcome our pride and our prejudices to realize how cool the world and all the people in it are.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

A day in the life of nobody..

if you had to take a look in the life of the average nobody of this world, you would probably be amazed at how boring it is. first, you would observe them awakening from their slumbers of the past night. they would probably slouch to the bathroom to take a shower, or maybe not you never know. then, they would probably slouch downstairs and eat breakfast. by this time it would be around 11:00. then they would make their way to the living room and turn on the ghastly thing we call a television and watch all kinds of junk for endless and pointless hours. by this time, it would be time for them to fill their stomachs with jnky food like potato chips and pizza. on their way back to the living room, they would stub their toe and subsequently cry for a while, or revert to foul language. after venting their spleen on that, they will then go back to the tv for a few more wasted hours of their precious time. they might after a while talk on the phone or go on the computer. then they will daydream about their dream person for a while. after dinner they will resume doing nothing and then go to bed late at night. the next day, this same pattern will be repeated.
now, in light of all this, arent you glad that you're not a nobody? so be glad, if you're ever thinking about being gloomy, at least you have a life to live, so get out there and live it!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

The day i almost died

thats right guys, i almost died. i was (am) at jess bazen's house and we decided to go four-wheeling. we had alot of fun going over jumps, feet flying in the air and going on swings. and while jess was swinging, i found a squishy paintball. then i decided to throw it at a tree, but i missed... totally. anyhow, things got exciting when we were on the way home. jess went up the driveway and asked me if i wanted to drive the four wheeler (stupid me- from jess). knowing from past experience what i almost did on a go kart, i was hesitant. but jess said "come on, you can do it." i sighed, and agreed (stupid me from scarlett). well, i went pretty fast, and was doing well, until a bend came about. jess had forgotten to tell me to slooooooooow doooooown at the bend which came about (stupid me-from jess). so here we are, at the bend in the road, when the four wheeler suddenly became a two wheeler... we went on two wheels, in other words. and me, being the sucky driver i am, lost control.we jumped the "hill" that marked the edge of the driveway and went on a (fast) scenic cruise of the woods. but, alas, a tree somehow got in our way. we were not hurt, but unfortunately the tree and the four wheeler are no longer the same. jess came out of the whole ordeal only slightly mentally retarded. but i, however, am still an emotional wreck. so, when i learn how to drive a car, CLEAR THE HIGHWAY FOR YOUR OWN SAKES, AND THE SAKES OF YOUR CHILDREN (if you have any)
-- note from jess: hi everyone:D how ru? yes this is true...sniff sniff.... but I am NOT mentally retarded!!!! Scarlett is:D JK:D but it was fun bangin into the tree.. u should all try it some time;) it's a good time!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!

Ode to summer!

could you hear it in the air? the joy of students as they walked out of the school buiding for the last time for three glorious, fun-filled, relaxed months! oh, even the very steps they took seemed to be a step to freedom! now there are no more snowy, bleak, cold days ahead of us... only days filled with doing nothing and soaking up the summer sun! yes, summer is definitely here folks, and its here to stay (for now). now, my charge to you, the readers, is to get outdoors and enjoy the weather and the sunlight around you! what are you doing in front of a computer when you could be at the beach, or just plain outside doing whatever? no, i say, enjoy the summer before it leaves us again... you will never regret it!
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

Friday, June 03, 2005

Theyre everywhere you are....

have you ever wondered as you walked innocently down the street if some mentally troubled person would run up to you and stab you in the back? because if you havent, you should... you never know when where or how the unstable in mind will launch an attack upon us, the normal population. now, i am not saying this to discriminate them, but i am saying this because of richard, our neighbourhood wierdo... aka moron... aka guy who rings our doorbell and asks if im home... i doubt he'll ever kill us, but you never know what goes on behind their masks, their faces... their shows. dont forget, that the mental, the phsycos are everywhere, watching your every move, listening to all you say, and waiting, just waiting for you to come out, so that they can get you... they are everywhere you are....
this post is not meant to trouble or disturb any of its readers... dont take me seriously