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Monday, October 17, 2005

Only Rupert...

this post shall be dedicated to our slightly insane but rather wonderful dog. so here we go... note: the name of the dog in this post is pronounced the south african way: ROO-pit.

Only Rupert would pee on my friend courtney every time she has come over lately.

Only Rupert would empty his bowels three times on the floor of MY room over the period of two days, after being severely chastised for doing so.

Only Rupert would welcome our guests (who didnt really like dogs anyway) by puking right at their feet, and taking care of his dierreah at their feet as well.

Only Rupert would pursue our grumpy cat out onto the roof of our garage only to pee in his terror of the cats vengeance.

Only Rupert would be able to jump to the heights he has attained for a dog of his size. He's like a circus show he jumps so high.

Only Rupert would decide to run after Morgy and me one morning as we were in a hurry to get onto the bus. Not only did he run around after us, but he almost crossed the road with us and forced my mom to run outside wearing her P.J's and gown (no shoes) to pursue him.

Only Rupert would scare all the little kids who come to our house by his happiness like he does.

Only Rupert could have ever become so special to me, despite all the grievances and misktakes listed above. Yes, thats our dog.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey i'm the first one to comment!! OMW!! COOL!!! Thats an awsome one!! U have a purty cool dog..compare to our wimpy one who doesn't bark and is afraid of just about everthing under the sun! lol owell:D cya!!

Anonymous said...

OH sorry that was jess who commented;D

scarlatti said...

thanks jess... hes kind of cool, but he can peev me too... o well

Erika said...

LOL, that dog is crazy I'm pretty sure!! I've never seen such a little animal jump so high!! And I'm VERY glad he decided to hold his bowel movements and such when I was there saturday!! I don't think I would enjoy such a dog, but he's like our dog...totally insane but the family wouldn't be the same w/o him!!

scarlatti said...

hearhear erika!

Anonymous said...

cool.......sounds like a great dog

bryan

John W. Sikma said...

how pleasant. i'd like a puppy!

Erika said...

You could just take rupert john!!

Charles Jurries said...

But don't tell Scarlett!

Anonymous said...

nick you don't need a dog....just train your little brother to do that. lol

bryan

scarlatti said...

good one bryan
nick, get lost...jk

scarlatti said...

oh, thanks for appearing john. where you been lately?

Erika said...

LOL Bryan. I worry about u ppl's crazy minds!! Scarlett, John was unplugged for a week.

Eva Lemmon..? said...

Ha ha haa... Yes he sounds the same. I'm so happy that he fits in well! So are the carpets.

Erika said...

Because Pete was on IM past curfew.

John W. Sikma said...

you're pink with purple polka dots? what ARE you talking about Erika?

scarlatti said...

oh, how the heck do you know these things erika? its actually pretty freaky.