Official Notice.

well, i dont know about you, but i think this blog is going down the tubes. sooo, im gonna delete it pretty soon and get a new one when we go to south africa. tell me what you think of all this. yay, nay, or maybe so.
ta

Thanksgiving

well, this november has been great. all that turkey and stuff. yeah, its a great thought. yesterday was thanksgiving, so i decided to tell you guys what im thankful for this year. ENJOY!
1.) i am thankful that we came to america. if we didnt, i would have had a boring life and would never have met all the people i met and am friends with.
2.) im thankful for humour and laughter. goodness, where would i be without it?
3.) im thankful that i can be a christian without persecution. that would be very hard.
4.) im thankful for my family. sometimes annoying and insane, i love 'em anyhoo, theyre always there when i need them.
5.) im thankful for school. education, and that kind of thing. tons of people dont have it half as good as i do.
6.) im thankful for all my friends. you dudes understand me, make me laugh and (lamest of lame things to do) comment on my blog. love y'all!
7.) im thankful for all my stuff. like, clothes, shoes, hair straightener and all that jazz. i have alot of stuff, seriously.
8.) and last but not least, i am grateful for every breath and heart beat that i have. life is so short. it really is. i could die any second, and thats scary.

Purposes...

allow me to make clear a few things that my blog IS and what it ISNT.

1) my blog is not a place to make known any amount of gushy (etc) sentiment. THIS IS NOT A SOAP OPERA!
2.) its not a gossip session where we put people down. thats happened here, and i know its wrong. if we do discuss someone, it will have to be nice, or in jest.
3.) this is not a place to advertise the virtues of your site. if its cool, thats nice. i'll find out myself.

what my blog IS, or SHOULD BE:
1.) a site that is funny, entertaining, stupid, or all three. probably stupid though.
2.) family friendly. hoho. no, i wont start cussing and i wont write about objectional material. (not rated R stuff, any way, like, PG)
3.) a site that i will probably keep you updated from in south africa. im not sure yet.

i hope you will keep these few things in mind, since i dont want to have to face them again. tata!
have a nice life! and always follow your nose... its a good thing!

Dr. Evil and Her evil sidekick, The Cow

once upon time there was this evil person who named herself Dr. Evil. she also had a faithful sidekick named The Cow. Together they planned to take over the world. Unfortunately, there was this moron named Mr. Peas-and-Carrots who was a goody two shoes who foiled all their evil plans. So, in the end, they didnt over take the world, and they were mad. But then, one day they planned a brilliant plot to get rid of Mr. Peas- and-Carrots so that they could over take the world. So one day, they disguised themselves as waiters at a restaurant where Mr. Peas- and-Carrots was eating. They walked up to his table and seized his plastic fork and impaled him upon it. It was a sad sight. They then escaped on their getaway tandem to their secret hide-out. There they laughed until they cried and planned their over take of the world. They then over took the world, only no one knew about it, because as soon as they did, they underwent a major change of character and became the greatest advocates of "How to stop people from overtaking the world".
Isnt that cool? Dr. Evil changed her name to Dr. Cool and The Cow remained The Cow. How Sweet!