once upon time there was this evil person who named herself Dr. Evil. she also had a faithful sidekick named The Cow. Together they planned to take over the world. Unfortunately, there was this moron named Mr. Peas-and-Carrots who was a goody two shoes who foiled all their evil plans. So, in the end, they didnt over take the world, and they were mad. But then, one day they planned a brilliant plot to get rid of Mr. Peas- and-Carrots so that they could over take the world. So one day, they disguised themselves as waiters at a restaurant where Mr. Peas- and-Carrots was eating. They walked up to his table and seized his plastic fork and impaled him upon it. It was a sad sight. They then escaped on their getaway tandem to their secret hide-out. There they laughed until they cried and planned their over take of the world. They then over took the world, only no one knew about it, because as soon as they did, they underwent a major change of character and became the greatest advocates of "How to stop people from overtaking the world".
Isnt that cool? Dr. Evil changed her name to Dr. Cool and The Cow remained The Cow. How Sweet!
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I worry about u my dear, I really do!!
So is there a moral, or is that it?
yes, my dear john, the moral is quite clear. never despair of people who seem evil to all purposes. they might just undergo a great change of character. wasnt that a great story though?
good thing no identities were revealed- i would have been found out...
btw, that was kinda a random story...
court
thanks guys. and i thought it was a good one. actually, i got mr. peas and carrots from a dream i had once... long story. but yeah. and dr evil and the cow, well, my cousins made that up in south africa.
to bad it wasn't lions and camels!!
I think The Cow should be renamed to!! Poor The Cow!! She should be called like the totally one and only cow!!! :D
Jess
finally, nick... gosh!
no, the cow is still the cow... its a cool name... for a cow...hehe
lol reminds me of my tuskless warthog dream...lol and grab your shoes the Indians are comming! me and my messed up dreams!lol hey i was just watching that S8r boi movie thing we made last year with you and jess and cass singing ...lol it is so awsome blackmail!lol well cya! lindsay
well, nick you wont. trust me on this, some of these things are WAAAY embarassing... like that. but i still want you to see the pic of cassie, unless you object b/c of TEASING.. AHEM...
well, ta!
what happened to the sites of "nick the know it all" and "jinxed"? I was just lookin n i went to their profile and their website wasnt found
O I wonder, hmmmmmm, let me see here, o, i bet they erased them! genius arent I?
the 3:39 anonmous comment is not from the tattletale adult spying on you, its from me, if you dont know who i am youll find out
rofl
thanks, anon... and nick, my blog isnt objectionable. i keep it friendly for kiddies like your self..hahaha!
to commentor 3:39, omg, bad day, goodness
ugh...what is WITH those crazy people??
yea, talk about it
3:39
no kidding
3:40
dude, www.series13.com.....it rocks, its burtons new "build your own board" site, its rly cool
3:40
i like the tribal, safari, proto, and flames themes. Nick u should rly check it out
3:40
I know, I did already, I like the Flames and car one best
expensive though
erm, welcome nick and bryan! leave names please anon, thats just annoying!
ta!
lookin at the snowboardin thing rt now..kidna takin furever but sounds purty spifty!!:D
JEss
ps. hey scarlett i left my name see see see:D
jess, you get brownie points!
I did the tribal desigh, on a vapor board. The board is black, its got red ends, center desighn is red, outside design is white, and tip disign is gray. I did red sidewalls, with a black custom base. It looks AWWWWWSOME
3:40
keep dreamin, bry, look at the price example, car or snowboard, hmmmmmmmm
3:59
Linkin Park, Evanescence, Emporer, YEllowcard, Simple Plan, Nile, Sepultera, Green Day, Irish T'rditional, Rap sucks, Sum 41, little country... I talk to much. Hey, I was bored, and my minds not working right since I read Scarlett and Co.'s comments about me. Favorite song is "In the End"-Linkin Park. Emo song is track six on Ocean Avenue-Scarlett knows. What am I saying!!!!! I love being depressed. Gnarly.
Love(not?),
Chris
chris, im really sorry. i am.
Hey, its all good. ALl former misdeads forgiven, and sorry about all my stupid comments.
Love,
Chris
uh LOVE chris? scarllet, youre getting in to deep, really now, hows cassie doing?
3:59
that wasnt me. i cant help that. really... i know...
Everything I have previously wrote on this blog was conducted in a peculiar mental haze brought on by weird emotions and peculiar thoughts, otherwise known as...never mind. No more of that will occur, owing to a certain sad and harsh event which occured after thanksgivingbasketing, which I still can't contemplate without breaking into tears, which I am doing right now, and the computer is shorting out and electricity is crackling through me and I can see the future and the future is very bleak for mankind and I really have to take a breath now or I will pass out but I am dead anyways or i don't exist I forgot which but now I realize that I am typing not talking and I will stop before I become completely unhinged.
skater
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