"...and thus they qouth..."

here are some great (random) quotes ive gathered from all my acquaintances, and a few other sources.

i quote:

" you're never old enough to learn." a guest at our house misquoted this one.

" Your diary?ive never read your diary." my sister.

" you have two brothers, did you know that?" gordon, in second grade to a classmate, when he discovered his classmate had two brothers.

" good thing im faster than most horses." petey

" theres ground beneath the dirt!!!" courtney's profoundness.

" O, i am excessively diverted!" Elizabeht Bennet in Pride and Prejudice

" winter's round the corner!" my mom's cheerful words of wisdom.

" your voice is an annoying noise!" mrs. lamain, in 7th grade to trent knibbe.

" knock and the door shall be opened unto you, except when im sleeping" the sign on my sister's door.

" its our own family blonde joke!" my uncle mike about me, when i said something particularly stupid.

" youve waited MONTHS even YEARS for this day!!" a birthday card from my sister to my brother on his fifteenth birthday.

" im going to call him Shmo." gordon, when we recieved our dog.

" Oh, shuttup, you are so annoying!" King Julian of the lemurs in madagascar

" G'mornin!" Mr. Devries when cassie poked her head in his tent on our muskegon trip.

" Oh, oops!" john, when he ran the wrong way in our football game.

" Together! you must work together to find my murderer!" pete, as kent oliver in "the deadly bananaman"

" would you like some coffee with you milk?" my dad when gordon puts too much milk in his coffee.

" its horrible!" my cousin hannah about my haircut.

" how many days walk was your military compound from the equator?" pete asked gordon with admiration in his voice and shining eyes when we first arrived.

" youre retarded" almost everyone i meet to me, which is true.

" you look like a lion." me when morgy asked me what her hair looked like when it was really poofy.

" yay, yay!" gordon, as he jumped on a trampoline in South Africa.

" bwoo-ha-ha!" morgy, during a particularly serious moment over breakfast.

" mushroom pile!" my mom about the pile of clothing on my chair.

" firework, firework, happy fourth of july!" jess, in a very clever moment.

" fnarr, fnarr!!" gordon's evil laugh

" there's people prowling about!" courtney, as she glanced over her shoulder into the dark. this was on our muskegon trip.

and the last one:

" he who laughs last thinks the slowest." an ancient zimbabwean proverb.

end quote.